Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Doug: I hate you. Leave me alone.

I never find time to do this anymore. Course, not having a computer will severely limit your myfacetwit/blog/webcomic/porn time. Like, seriously.

Dear whatever God I have recently offended,

Please stop fucking with my shit. You've already taken my computer, my husky card and the peace and quiet in my household. I have an eight page paper due tomorrow, a test Friday, and two more monday and wendsday. I'm too poor to afford rent. I don't have time for people, so, naturally, they're mad at me and to top it all off it's so cold that I am in literal pain when I step outside of my house. This wouldn't matter, if I didn't have two days of outdoor PT left. But I do, and I'm not looking forward to frostbite.

So. Could you give it a rest?

kthnxbai!

-Doug

"Those that claim they want the attention of the gods have never felt the crushing, terrifying weight of that attention."
-Gen "The Thief"

4 comments:

Sarah said...

What happened to your computer?

The Fearsome Fivesome said...

it looked hungry, so naturally he fed it some applesauce

j

yebkamin said...

could it be there lack of attention?

Jim said...

I'm not knocking God's sense of humor; I just wish he'd let me in on the joke!