I never find time to do this anymore. Course, not having a computer will severely limit your myfacetwit/blog/webcomic/porn time. Like, seriously.
Dear whatever God I have recently offended,
Please stop fucking with my shit. You've already taken my computer, my husky card and the peace and quiet in my household. I have an eight page paper due tomorrow, a test Friday, and two more monday and wendsday. I'm too poor to afford rent. I don't have time for people, so, naturally, they're mad at me and to top it all off it's so cold that I am in literal pain when I step outside of my house. This wouldn't matter, if I didn't have two days of outdoor PT left. But I do, and I'm not looking forward to frostbite.
So. Could you give it a rest?
kthnxbai!
-Doug
"Those that claim they want the attention of the gods have never felt the crushing, terrifying weight of that attention."
-Gen "The Thief"
4 comments:
What happened to your computer?
it looked hungry, so naturally he fed it some applesauce
j
could it be there lack of attention?
I'm not knocking God's sense of humor; I just wish he'd let me in on the joke!
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