Jasmine: Pay Attention

Things learned if you stop paying attention for a couple of days
- it’s hard to get to the bathroom at night without falling
- your kitchen starts to smell
- you start to smell
- homework piles up
- bills pile up
- kitten dies (just kidding. I would never not feed loki)
- plants die (that does happen, or it starts to then I remember)
- surfthechannel rules your life like the almighty god it is
- you stop talking to people
- you forget how to talk to people
- you stare at people curiously as they pass you by
- people look back worried cause the strange dirty girl is staring at them. They wonder if she’s homeless
- you discus the strange people with your cat
- he gives good advice on how to deal with them, suggests machete
- you take machete to school in specially prepared backpack sheath
- decide to wait till after organic chemistry test
- instead of killing the class you go home to talk to your cat about the organic chemistry test
- he tells you that you did amazing and you feel good about yourself
- someone finally does knock on your door out of worry
- you kill them with the machete and cook them into the eternal pasta
- you and your cat feast well for the next week
- eventually you need vegetables
- break into neighbors house and steal carrots
- they question you about the carrots
- you kill them with the machete and cook them into the eternal pasta
- you your cat and your neighbor’s cat feast well for the next week