Thursday, April 30, 2009

WEDDING!!!

Okay kids, since our not too hard attempts to break up the wedding of Margaret (our friend) and Nick (the inconsiderate motherfucker locking our friend away in the bonds of unholy mormon matrimony) from a safe distance have failed we must intervene at the actual wedding.

Now, since we're going as actual guests, we're going to need to look and act like them. this means wedding presents. I propose, since we're all poor, or relatively poor, that instead of buying four shitty gifts that we all combine our money and buy them something they'd actually like and would be useful.

Ideas anyone? also if someone could propose exactly how much money we should throw into this endeavor that would be good too. I'd be willing to chip anywhere from fifty to one hundred.

-Doug

"Have fun stormin the castle!"
-Miracle Max
"You think they'll make it?"
-Valerie
"It'd take a miracle."
-Miracle Max
"Bye Bye!"
-both
-The Princess Bride-

4 comments:

The Fearsome Fivesome said...

i vote for 50 bucks a piece. but i'm poor. i'm also buying a dress. so feel free to disregard me. as for presents we could buy them some more WOW subscriptions... prolly not though. i dunno
jasmine

cheesecows666 said...

As usual, I've already rocked out on the gift scene, but I'm more than willing to help you poor saps try to make something happen so that you aren't forgotten about when she sees my gifts.

The Fearsome Fivesome said...

i like meghans idea of a really good set of kitchen knives
jasmine

The Fearsome Fivesome said...

when/where should we buy? no time...

-M