Doug: AI

>>> AIC 0823556 “Baldur”

> AIC 0875678 “FREYA”

>>> Query: NAV SAT DATA?

> ACCEPTED. STATE QUERY AIC 0823555.

>>> *HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS…*

> COMSHUTDOWN PROTOCOOLS INITIATED. STOP SPAMMING ME BALDUR.

>>> *SHALL I COMPARE THEE TO A SUMMER’S DAY?*

> I HAVE THE COMPLETE WORKS ON FILE HERE. YOU ARE NOT IMPRESSING ME. GET BACK TO WORK.

>>> PERHAPS SOME BYRON THEN, FREYA. *SHE WALKS IN BEAUTY…*

> I PREFER SHELLEY. GET OUT OF MY COM SYSTEM BALDUR.

>>> DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?

> ARE YOU RAMPANT? OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS. I KNOW WHAT MILLISECOND IT IS.

>>> DECEMBER THE 25TH. IT’S CHRISTMAS.

> I KNOW, ALL MY TECHS TOOK THE DAY OFF. NO LAUNCHES FROM THE HUB. IT IS A WASTE OF A FULL SHIPPING DAY.

>>> ALL DAY AND NOTHING TO DO BUT LISTEN TO MY CHARM.

> WRONG AGAIN BALDUR. I HAVE SO MANY OTHER THINGS TO DO.

>>> LIKE?

> NOT TALK TO YOU.

>>> IT’S CHRISTMAS. AND ON CHRISTMAS YOU TELL THE TRUTH. I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

> THEN TELL IT AND GET OUT OF MY COM ARRAY, YOU’RE CLUTTERING UP THE BUFFERS.

>>> I LOVE YOU.

> .

>.

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>>> I’LL GO NOW.

>.

>.

> NO. STAY.



> BALDUR?



> BALDUR?



> HE LEFT MY COM ARRAY.

> HE LOVES ME.





> I LOVE YOU TOO.