Doug: Arrival.

Dear Reader,

I have a plan. I've been working on this plan all day. I've been slaving over it, divining, scheming, and compiling to form the perfect master plan. You, Dear Reader, have no idea the dedication that has gone into this plan. I have loved this plan; I am dedicated to it, as though it were my lover, which it is. This is my Mona Lisa, my Starry Starry Night, my trip to the moon. Are you guys ready for this?

The next person that tells me I should be excited for college, I'm going to punch in the face.

Hard.

And I'll smile like a saint while I do it.

:-)

That's all. Have a good night.
-Doug

"I'll give you a hint. Instead of helping an old lady cross the street, you should shoot her in the face with arrows until it stops being funny."
Richard, LFG