That guy: Observations

Of a sort. More like complaints.



#1. Pickles smell bad.

#2. A room with pickles stagnating for a whole day in room temperature smells worse.

#3. Walking down the street with lots of beer leads to bums asking for one.

#4. Saying no is really funny.

#5. People from Tuscon blow. Like, fucking hardcore. They are terrible people.

#6. I understand El Paso is a border town, but it's on the American side. The least you could do when you call me is have the ability to speak English or someone who can. My spanish isn't good enough to hold a conversation with you about making copies of stupid mexican things.

#7. People from Tuscon suck. Like a $10 prostitute.

#8. I had no idea I would be meeting the CEO when I woke up this morning. Boy was I wrong.

#9. People don't take you seriously unless you're over 22.

And I'm gonna limit myself to 10.

#10. People from Tuscon need to die.


Hugs and drugs to the homies!